Saturday, January 31, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A Mother's Dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

Monday, January 26, 2009

Free Valentine's Cards

Want something unique to send this Valentine's Day? The website below is offering 6 FREE Valentine's Day cards, plus FREE shipping! Hurry -the offer is only good thru February 1st.

Special thanks to my mommy friend, Brandi. :) She alerted me to this cute deal.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

26 Never Looked So Good

Happy Birthday to a wonderful husband...

And a very cool Dad!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Quack, Quack - Look Who Is Back....

... in school! I had a good 2 year break, but now its time to finish what I started.

Today is the first day of my online classes. Now that I've logged in and checked them all out, I feel more confident that I will not only do well, but actually enjoy them. *insert embarrassed face here*

Monday, January 5, 2009

Bye Bye, Paci




No where near as hard as we thought it would be. Its officially gone. NO MORE PACIFIER! I have a big boy now, and couldn't be prouder.

2 Years Ago..

Saturday, January 3, 2009


Mission for Secret Agent P: Acquire sunglasses from your Uncle J. Wear them at night to look super cool.

Mission Accomplished.