It's Only Getting Worse....

And if you're thinking this looks like a crime scene from a horror movie - don't worry. It was just my kitchen after Parker decided to help himself to a glass of Kool-Aid. Notice the dishwasher door is open. Thats where the cup came from. What the stool is for, I dunno. But somehow he managed to spill in all in the kitchen floor, then walk a few steps and pour the rest on the carpet.

At least this time he tried to help me clean up.



That lasted for for about 9 seconds.
And notice the red stained hand. Busted!

At present time, I'm welcoming tips on how to clean cherry Kool-Aid out of beige carpet and off 2 year olds.

Finally: I would like to take a second to publicly apologize to my mother. I've always heard that you pay for your raising, so whatever I did as a toddler to deserve this, I'm sorry.

Why 2 Year Olds Should NEVER Be Left Alone

As I've said before, we're moving soon. So this morning I was on the phone with the cable company, busy arranging for our services to get transfered and tying up some other loose ends....oblivious to what was happening in our living room.

Then I heard the dreaded words, "Uh OH!" Which brings me to another good point Parker must learn. If you do something bad - don't run tell your mom. She's the last person you want to find out.

Anyways, Parker found the paper shredder!



I assume he thought it was confetti.



But I didn't get invited to the party. I only got called in to clean up.

We're Moving!

Let the countdown begin:


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The sad thing is, they're not really THAT big on him.

Thanks Robin!

Mom's Dare Devil

We had a good weekend. Sunday Joey got to go to the gun show and buy a new toy! We also had a nice lunch together and got to take a stroll outside while we were waiting for Parker to come home from his grandparents. This time of year, alone time with Joey is rare so I enjoy what little I can get. :)

On Saturday we took Parker to a birthday party in Cookeville. There were inflatables there for the kids to bounce and slide on, and Parker had a blast! He only wanted to go down on his belly - face first!




There were circus themed games for the kids to play. Parker liked trying to ring the bell with the big hammer and knocking pins over with daddy.




We even got to play outside some too.

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Splenda Sweetener

Cream of Wheat

Kid's Drink

Calligraphy Card

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But mommy says I gotta take a nap first.

Boom...Ta-Dow!

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